I have this book called Zobmondo. This is the craziest book! It is "The outrageous book of bizarre (pff...I've been spelling that bizzare..lol) choices" and some of it's content is pretty crude. So inside the book it gives the description of Zobmondo...
Zobmondo: a slang expression derived from the negative exclamation "zob," to express horror, pain or frustration: "Mary tripped over the log and stubbed her toe. 'Zob!' she cried." Zobmondo!! expresses the utter dismay that zob cannot begin to describe.
The purpose of the book is to inspire ridiculous, fun conversations and debate. You MUST answer the question. No changing the question or saying "well I would do it IF."
Zobmondo!! offers a warning before reading the first question: Proceed with caution. This book is only for those with a twisted imagination. Be prepared to leave conventional thought behind and join the ranks of the demented and insane.
That being said, I'd like to start a weekly Zobmondo conversation starter! Here's the first question....
Would you rather get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose or inside your inner ear?
My answer? My ear of course! I'd much rather be seen with my finger in my ear than up my nose!
What's your answer?
P.S. you can find Zobmondo!! at Amazon for really cheap.